margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.