Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i want to swaddle you in tequila
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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