anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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