i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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