Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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