my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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