Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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