i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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