You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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