You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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