Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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