if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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