I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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