I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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