ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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