Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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