That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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