just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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