What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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