Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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