im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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