no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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