Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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