Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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