theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...