Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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