I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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