That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Drake has all the answers
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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