Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Alive.
So much puke
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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