ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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