if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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