We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
two words...techno handjob
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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