coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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