in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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