I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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