I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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