So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He has the fingertips of a God
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