At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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