I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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