After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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