I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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