I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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