I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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