no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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