You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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