They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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