it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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