Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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