Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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