pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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