Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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