So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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