whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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