Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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