Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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