we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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